Welcome to A.I KYC by HyraxTech
It wants to, you know...kinda just...get to know you. Are you ready to let the A.I KYC know it all?
> JJB/TINMAN/HACKED IN ;) ... access granted
> neural convergence ... init
SYSTEM UNSTABLE
Well done. Now that you are ready to let it know it all, are you ready to let it* smell it all!??
> Logging into Red's Neuralink...please wait...failed to connect...no brain detected!
> PETER ROGERS UK, INCOMING RANT!!
*Dinesh is our trusted SYC partner, please wait while we use your microphone to send a binary representation of your current odour to Dinesh, who will use A.I to create a perfect re-instantiation of your smell which he is now sniffing...please wait
WHAT ABOUT THE FACE?
The machine got to know you, Dinesh got to sniff you, but what about the face? Ye' who seek to pass must first pass the final leg of the brutal A.I KYC process, you must pit your OWN face against Vinod's face!
FACIAL CAPTURE ANALYZED
> biometric markers ... 47 detected
> neural signature ... unique
> touchstone correlation ... 87.3% match
> bro, Vinod...that you dawg?
You have been approved by the A.I KYC, well done! Life is about to get AWESOME! To activate your account and get access to your Dashboard, prove you are human by Activating With Captcha below.
AUDIO CAPTCHA ACTIVATION
Turn your device volume all the way up. Listen carefully: the A.I will quietly speak one digit at a time. Enter each digit using the keypad.